I got a Camera

Alright folks, gonna post some pics. My first night with the camera. Me, the dogs, some crazy people. Hopefully will use this camera more often and show you my incredible life. The End.

HRC

Just watch.

Even people in Kenya are bored.

So I am so bored today that I literally did a google image search on the word "bored." This image caught my attention. Its from a wikipedia article. The picture is literally called "Bored Women In Kenya."

What the hell do they have to be bored about??? They don't work desk jobs! Makes me sick. I want to go over there and say "You know, there are desk jockeys in America who would love some of your exciting time and Kenya Adventuring, and you SQUANDER it!"

And then they are all like "Well then they can come over here and take it from us." To which I reply "Ug" and then go play Solitaire again.

Seriously though (HA just kidding) I am sitting at work. I have LOTS I could be doing but am not because a) it is Friday, and b) EVERYONE IS GOLFING TODAY BUT ME AND LISA! Why the hell should I work when no one else is? WHY?

And don't say "because of your values and hard workmanship" or any bull like that. Also, someone is calling me right now with a local phone number who is not saved in my phone. If I don't know you, I am not answering, EVEN AS BORED AS I AM!

Let's see who it was...

... checking...

... ok it was my Doctor's office reminding me of my appointment next week. I guess they are allowed to call me.

Yesterday Colleen said something about "Little People" and I said that I hated them. Not because of the "little" part. No. I hate them for the "People" part. If they were smart they would choose something else. I just plane don't like people. Do I like Blacks? YES! Do I like Black People? No. Same for white people, asian people, hispanic people. If you want me to like your race, leave the "People" part out of it. I just hate people.

What the hell was I talking about? Oh yes, boredom. Well, Dan just showed up. Time to act busy. Guess no one invited him golfing either... HA!

Not going to talk about Lost.

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So I am getting a new camera today so I can hopefully start taking images of my life. I don't take enough pictures. I will still be using pictures of LOLCats though wherever I deem necessary.

Also... not going to talk about Lost...

WESLEY ON CHICKEN

Hey Guys, if you have never watched Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, you need to. Here is this week's episode, starring Wil Wheaton!!!

UPS Men

Let me first say I am 100% Faithful to my boyfriend and I would never ever ever ever cheat on him ever...

...but I am a human being who has eyes, and dammit, I use them. So I am in the gym locker room the other day, and usually my gym is filled with gross over-weight old men who just walk around naked making me vomit. Well, the other day I was pleasantly surprised to see a Hot, Tan, Muscly, Naked man walking around the locker room. He Was Gorgeous, and all smiles. I mean, his reproductive organ wasn't anything to write home about, but whatever. So I am TRYING not to stare and just getting ready for my workout... when suddenly he gets dressed...

... and he is wearing his UPS uniform. At this point, I almost lose it. How can a hot tan muscly guy get MORE attractive by getting dressed? What is it about what brown does for me?

So yes, I really do fantasize about the UPS guy. Not Fed Ex, not DSW or whatever they are called. Nope. Just UPS men. I really do think for my birthday one year, Michael should dress like the UPS man and bring me a package. Wow, the double entendre shall never cease...

This was for you Larua.

Its Being Taken Care Of

Snuggles is in charge of this blog. Please direct your questions to him.


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Web 2.0 Made Me Do It.

So it seems like everyone either blogs, or starts a blog every few months only to leave it by the wayside, eating up precious internet bandwidth. I have tried to blog in the past. I have tried to even blog about important things in the past. Screw that. I am now going to blog about the important thing: Me. Ha cha cha chaaaa.

Shit, I am bored already.