you caught me taking a dump in the alley by JR's - m4m - 29 (JR's-- outside)
So it was Tuesday night and you bumped in to me while I was taking a deuce in the alley behind JR's. I think you just wanted to check out what all the grunting was about. Anyhoos-- thanks for not telling the manager/police.
Thought you were really cute-- let me know if you wanna meet up some time and I'll be sure to wipe this time around ;-)
This song is by Cloud Cult. Its called Story Of The Grandson of Jesus. Its amazing. I am going to be starting a new religion called The Grandchildren of Jesus and we will live by the lyrics in this song:
today is a good day to flex the muscles of the weary a miracle is a miracle even when it's ordinary we will walk on the water even though it seems scary if someone will show us the way
i shook hands with the man who honestly thinks he's the grandson of Jesus with the penchant for pinches he served us communion of cola and twinkies guess everyone has their own view
he stood on his soap box and told us a parable of a man with eyeglasses so small they're unwearable and the moral of the story is it all looks terrible depending on what you look through, *what* you look through
he said "do unto yourself as you do unto your neighbour it's not an eye for an eye it's a favour for a favour and it's okay if this world had a billion saviours 'cause there's so many things to be saved
take my words with a boulder of salt or blame it on your devil always the scapegoats fault we all point fingers when it comes to a halt can somebody show us the way, show us the way...
Its mine and Michael's Anniversary! And just think, when we met we hated each other. Awwww. I bought him a "Get Well Soon" card; I figured after a year with him he would need it.
Ben and Laura hate eating meat... so they turn to Satan and make their steaks. Satan Steaks are wheat steaks made in the bowels of hell, where there is an abundance of wheat. They were INCREDIBLY tasty too! I did have to eat REAL steak last night though, just to remind myself to never go Vegan.
Pretty amazing. Thanks to Kellie for letting me watch CNN instead of some damn baseball game.
So what does this mean? It means you have to vote in November. It also means the Wolf Blitzer is still amazing after all these years. Look at him. Look at how tiny he is compared to Barack Obama's face.
So it was another fantastic Triva Night at Napper Tandys in Raleigh. Just wanted to post a few pictures and let everyone know that once again, Mayonnaise lost... BUT I got the answer right about JR Ewing. I rule. Anyways, Here is Laura. She is amazing: Here is Ben, Laura's other half. He is also amazing: Everyone looks so smart: Yeah, fuck you too man! Ok, Michael isn't looking and there is no camera around. Lets do this! Needless to say (but I will say it anyway) that it was once again an amazing night with friends.
Breaking News: Ella O. was seen once again being pushed around Lake Pine. Is that a PACIFIER? We heard she kicked the habit long ago. Lies I tell you. LIES!
We attempted to question a Goose, but he was Canadian and as such, refused to answer our question.
Ok so I brought my new camera to poker and forgot the cable to upload the pics today. Arg. Sorry. Anyways a review of the pictures: Dave eating an imaginary sandwich, Dave and Kevin, Richard blocking my view, my chips when I was chip leader... me going out a few minutes after... etc. etc. etc.
Also, the game ended in the Horde turtling the flag in their base. If you know what that means, then you are a nerd like me. If not, basically someone had a shit ton of chips but wouldn't actually play the game... so he just sat there with chips... making the game last FOREVER. It was so annoying.
I also played Cooking Mama on the Nintendo Wii. Did you know that EVERY recipe in the world has 5 eggs in it? Me neither. On a happier note, I know how to make gnocci now. Basically you peal a potato, smash it up, roll it into dough... ummm... cut the dough... and cook it. I am sure it isn't that simple in real life... but I pealed a fake potato with a Wiimote so I have still done more than you about it!
You jerk.
EDIT: Got some pics, in no particular order: Me on the shitter, Kevin's Snake, Shark's Head, Dave's imaginary sandwich, and Eric mit dem shake.
