Wednesday, May 1, 2013

WTF

I have a blog? Since when? I don't remember 2008 at all.

Monday, July 28, 2008

High School

Its weird when people you are close to make you feel like you are back in High School. I guess we never do grow up.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Boston

Sorry all, I have been out of town.

Boston was amazing. ONE DAY I SHALL LIVE THERE!

Anyways, here is a pretty photo album of my trip:
http://picasaweb.google.com/misterorff/BostonJuly08

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Proof that Romance is not dead.

As seen on Craiglist. Thanks Cory.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/733383905.html

you caught me taking a dump in the alley by JR's - m4m - 29 (JR's-- outside)



So it was Tuesday night and you bumped in to me while I was taking a deuce in the alley behind JR's. I think you just wanted to check out what all the grunting was about. Anyhoos-- thanks for not telling the manager/police.

Thought you were really cute-- let me know if you wanna meet up some time and I'll be sure to wipe this time around ;-)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Happy Birthday Michael

Michael Tristin McCreery had his first birthday this weekend. To commemorate, we all got together and gave him stuff. Ella went too!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Gonna start a new religion based on this.

This song is by Cloud Cult. Its called Story Of The Grandson of Jesus. Its amazing. I am going to be starting a new religion called The Grandchildren of Jesus and we will live by the lyrics in this song:

today is a good day to flex the muscles of the weary
a miracle is a miracle even when it's ordinary
we will walk on the water even though it seems scary
if someone will show us the way

i shook hands with the man who honestly thinks he's
the grandson of Jesus with the penchant for pinches
he served us communion of cola and twinkies
guess everyone has their own view

he stood on his soap box and told us a parable
of a man with eyeglasses so small they're unwearable
and the moral of the story is it all looks terrible
depending on what you look through, *what* you look through

he said "do unto yourself as you do unto your neighbour
it's not an eye for an eye it's a favour for a favour
and it's okay if this world had a billion saviours
'cause there's so many things to be saved

take my words with a boulder of salt
or blame it on your devil
always the scapegoats fault
we all point fingers when it comes to a halt
can somebody show us the way, show us the way...



and here is them doing it live.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Vote Republican

For Reals.



New post later with weekend pictures.